Queens are mean
Well I went down to the dungeon after hearing a report that another one of the princesses got stuck in a chastity belt. This time it was Sabe's girlfriend Juliette. So I did my best to help her. Cinder and another friend of ours popped up and we all combined our skills to rescue her. I faked a kidnapping to throw the castle guards off and set Julie free, but she was eventually recaptured and it was all for nothing. Diedre seems nice but damn is she ever mean!
Then I ran into a really cool gargoyle who was fighting an angel and me and Brit made them stop and we all went back to the castle. Nikolai was there. The last I remember seeing him he had been about twelve and stuck in the dungeon of an evil version of Kielder. Now he's as old as I am! That wasnt the only shock though, he had run away from Kielder, saying how bad things had gotten. He looked like he had literally run away, the whole way to Dragonshire. Poor guy. Sylvia helped him out and I convinced him to rest for a few.
Then I went and flew for a while in my draconic form and some crazy woman who was soaking wet and walking around in a stream threw a rock at me. I transformed back to my human form and the thing rock knocked my hat off so I went down and got my hat and then I went to yell at her but she was half frozen when I found her. I offered to start a fire but her friend was in a hurry to go make camp so they kind of left but she seemed nice anyhow.
I got back to the castle and baked a cake with a spoon in it so Juliette could tunnel her way out of the dungeons. I got the cake to her but the guards ate most of it and got sick. Then the queen came down and I yelled at her and she yelled at me and I told Julie to stand up for herself and fought off some guards until Diedre made me leave. I hope Julie is ok.

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