Never play dress up with your apprentice

I hung out with Sylvia today and she was really nice to me and we had a good time just talking and stuff. She made me brush my hair and take a bath though and that was no fun. Then Briteny showed up and put me in a dress and later made me wear a diaper. I was going to zap her but then she kissed me on the lips and stuck her tongue in my mouth (probably on a dare)

For a second I thought she laid eggs in me! Blargh it was gross. So I ran and washed out my mouth. Brit was worried she didnt have aplace to belong in Dragonshire and I guess my reaction didnt help so I'll have to talk to her today.