Destroy! Maim! Kill! Dismantle!

So today I found Marquie and that scum bag boyfriend of hers and he was just kissing all over her and stuff, so I nailed him with a ray of frost spell cast at my full power. I don't think it got the message across though. Unfortunately before I could fully get my point across, namely with my sword, Ali showed up and tugged me into her lap and covered my motuh.

Zodiac used the respite to kidnap Marquie to some oil slicked love nest of his. His death will be slow and painful when I get ahold of him. After a bit Ali calmed me down enough and I tired myself out enough that I fell asleep and I woke up in the tower later.

Athena was around, I dunno how she always manages to pop up when I wake up, but thats her thing now apparently. I told her to give me my wands back and she gave the two most useless ones back to me, so I started to craft another of the wands she stole. She didnt seem too mad and just went off to start reading my diary. I tried to snatch it back from her and we got in a fight. We eventually took it outside and she ended up dunking me in the stream and then washing my mouth out with soap and leaving me there.

Tanith found me shivering and coughing up soap suds and brought me back to the tower. There I managed to dry off and we just tickled eachother and played around til I felt something vaguely threatening and odd in the forrests. It turned out to be some kind of insane Paladin determined to kill everything on Faerun that wasn't a human or elf. Lucky she never knew I was part dragon!

She seemed interested in using my tower for something so I activated the wards to make the tower disappear from this plane and then started off for the main hall to see who was around. I found Siona in the library on the verge of a mental breakdown, which I can kind of understand.

Angelus must have been in a bad mood cuz he seems to have dredged up her worst fears and talked her into thinking they were real. When I came she was swearing everyone had abandoned her and that Myth didn't love her and so forth and so on, she was crying so I ended up holding her and trying to shoo Ang away.

I tried to tell Siona how much I loved her and needed her but it seemed to be a losing battle. The best I could do was calm her down enough that she just went to sleep.

After that I left her after making sure she wouldnt be able to get out of the room or hurt herself. I felt like I needed to do something besides be some kind of jailor for Mar and Siona so I went off and shadowed Braiths patrol to see if she might need any help. She didnt. There was a noise down an alley and I sighed when it turned out to only be some cats.

She heard and before long she'd yelled at me so loudly half the town must have woken up and then tried to pull me over her lap and smack my butt with her sword. It was all I could do to escape and flatten myself against a wall trying to fend her off with my staff. When she finally left in a huff promising to tell the queen and have me punished it was all I could do to slink back to the tower and fall asleep.