The Diary of the Green Wizard

Keep out, especially if you're Athena or Carey! -pouts-

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

aaack!


Today was a pretty typical day. I went to hang out with Ariel and a cat woman we befriended and they teased me about being a virgin. The cat woman seemed REALLY interested in seducing me. I told her I was just a kitten so she pulled down her shirt and tugged me towards her ummm woman chest... thing... So I squirmed away and then she made fun of me a bit more and left... I think I'll repress this memory now. Bye!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

still bothering the drow


Today I continued to stay in camp with Ariel and the other matron who still hasnt told me her name. I woke up before either of them for once and went out to pray to Mystra. She really is the best goddess to pray to because not only does she control all magic, but she's good friends with most of the other good deities and she knew the god of the dead before he was a god, so she has a lot of influence.

Anyhow Ariel overheard my praying which is bad cuz I talked about her and the other matron, but of course it was all good but I was still embarassed. She and the other matron shoved me around for a while and then Siona came. She seems so different. She's all married and settled and speaking drow and stuff, which at least explains why she dosnt have time to hang out with me.

There was nearly a fight because Smatron (I found out her name begins with an S so I call her Smatron now) tried to steal Siona's fae and then Siona had her husband come, but things calmed down. I found out that Kielder is being attacked by drow again and that really worried me a lot. I need to get home soon so I can help stop them, but then I kind of belong in Dragonshire now as well, and I can't afford to worry over too much with the queen missing. It's all so big, I really wish it all wasnt happening at once. Maybe theres something I can do, I'm not sute.

Friday, August 19, 2005

bothering some drow


Lots to report at the moment. The queen was taken by some orcs. I fought off their army and tricked them into retreating with an illusion and a stollen catapult but their raiders injured Brit and took the queen. That was about two days ago and we havnt gotten a ransom note, I've been trying to act cool but I really am worried.

Today I was out looking for signs of her when I met the two Drow matrons I've seen occasionally. They were in a good mood today so we talked and messed around for a while. We got in a little fight when I tried to tell them that Mystra is better than Lolth but it calmed down after a while.

Then Briteny appeared and she mentioned making me take a bath and gave them that evil idea, and so in no time they had gotten in a fight with Briteny because of her telepathic powers and she scampered off and they tossed me in the river. I escaped once but they made me go back and finish washing.

They eventually let me out and I made camp with them to rest and dry off. For such high ranking drow they're really nice, though they do like to tease me.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Drow attack!


So today I met two drow on the road. My appearance in a burst of light kind of made them mad and one of them shot at me. After I fell they began talking, thinking their poison had put me out of it. When they realized it didnt work the y treid to erase my memory but I saw through their lies afterwards and dispelled it. After that they talked me out of fighting and we left on better terms. I'm pretty sure they're against Lolth so it's ok.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Arieeeellll!


I caught up with Ariel today. She's such an accomplished ranger now it's amazing. There was a little trouble with Siegfred, he came back and she seems to have regained her memories of all that happened. I think everything will work out for the best and all and I tried to talk to Ariel and she calmed down a lot. I just wish I had someone to ask what to do and calm me down... Imoen's disappeared, my mom was killed while I was away from home, and I don't even know if I'll ever see Nic again... Everything seems so wrong, but at least I know Ariel will be ok.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

BOOOOOOOOZE


Today me and Sabe got drunk and I blew up a watermelon on Juliette. It was a good time and I cant remember anyh of it! HURRAY!