bothering some drow

Lots to report at the moment. The queen was taken by some orcs. I fought off their army and tricked them into retreating with an illusion and a stollen catapult but their raiders injured Brit and took the queen. That was about two days ago and we havnt gotten a ransom note, I've been trying to act cool but I really am worried.

Today I was out looking for signs of her when I met the two Drow matrons I've seen occasionally. They were in a good mood today so we talked and messed around for a while. We got in a little fight when I tried to tell them that Mystra is better than Lolth but it calmed down after a while.

Then Briteny appeared and she mentioned making me take a bath and gave them that evil idea, and so in no time they had gotten in a fight with Briteny because of her telepathic powers and she scampered off and they tossed me in the river. I escaped once but they made me go back and finish washing.

They eventually let me out and I made camp with them to rest and dry off. For such high ranking drow they're really nice, though they do like to tease me.