The Diary of the Green Wizard

Keep out, especially if you're Athena or Carey! -pouts-

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Haha!


Some mean creepy mage was in town trying to use magic to get one of the local women to like him and I popped up and chased him off and saved her so I feel pretty good now. I save people all the time but its not all that common to get to save an individual lady.

And in other good news Brit is back to the good side again even though now she makes a living sucking up to Phoenix but I guess its something. She'd have learned more staying with me but perhaps its better just in case she turns again. Really I'm not sure what she's here for but I'm a bit worried for her.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Eep


The evil version of Mera has reappeared and she threatened to reopen the rift. This is NOT good. I had to let her stay in my room just to appease her, not sure hwats going to happen next.

YAY!


We got Braith out of the dungeon today. Tool, a very old vampire type guy, went down there and mI made the door disappear so she could be freed. I used a translocate image spell so it looked like the wall was an open door. Suckers.

I also got in a fight with Ang. He;s been being more evil of late and managed to turn Brit to his side. I'm really starting to worry about her since she changes alignment more often than I change my underwear. That reminds me, gotta change my underwear.

Monday, May 16, 2005

poor me!


In the past 24 hours I got kidnapped by Mes, bitten and scratched by her, had all my equipment taken away, then got salt rubbed in my wounds by one of Mes' enemies, then I found out Mes did it on purpose but its ok as long as it was Mes cuz I guess I still love her.

Willow said I could stay with her and Mes if I behaved so I could help fight Mes' enemy and then I went back to the castle for a whiole. I saw Claire and she was mean to me and talked me and Jules into a drinking contest. I think she drugged the stuff because we both passed out and when I woke up we were under a blanket in the garden with everyone staring at us! Then Sylvia zapped me til I cried and I dunno what the queens gunna do... this is bad!

Friday, May 06, 2005

Queens are mean


Well I went down to the dungeon after hearing a report that another one of the princesses got stuck in a chastity belt. This time it was Sabe's girlfriend Juliette. So I did my best to help her. Cinder and another friend of ours popped up and we all combined our skills to rescue her. I faked a kidnapping to throw the castle guards off and set Julie free, but she was eventually recaptured and it was all for nothing. Diedre seems nice but damn is she ever mean!

Then I ran into a really cool gargoyle who was fighting an angel and me and Brit made them stop and we all went back to the castle. Nikolai was there. The last I remember seeing him he had been about twelve and stuck in the dungeon of an evil version of Kielder. Now he's as old as I am! That wasnt the only shock though, he had run away from Kielder, saying how bad things had gotten. He looked like he had literally run away, the whole way to Dragonshire. Poor guy. Sylvia helped him out and I convinced him to rest for a few.

Then I went and flew for a while in my draconic form and some crazy woman who was soaking wet and walking around in a stream threw a rock at me. I transformed back to my human form and the thing rock knocked my hat off so I went down and got my hat and then I went to yell at her but she was half frozen when I found her. I offered to start a fire but her friend was in a hurry to go make camp so they kind of left but she seemed nice anyhow.

I got back to the castle and baked a cake with a spoon in it so Juliette could tunnel her way out of the dungeons. I got the cake to her but the guards ate most of it and got sick. Then the queen came down and I yelled at her and she yelled at me and I told Julie to stand up for herself and fought off some guards until Diedre made me leave. I hope Julie is ok.