Never play dress up with your apprentice

I hung out with Sylvia today and she was really nice to me and we had a good time just talking and stuff. She made me brush my hair and take a bath though and that was no fun. Then Briteny showed up and put me in a dress and later made me wear a diaper. I was going to zap her but then she kissed me on the lips and stuck her tongue in my mouth (probably on a dare)

For a second I thought she laid eggs in me! Blargh it was gross. So I ran and washed out my mouth. Brit was worried she didnt have aplace to belong in Dragonshire and I guess my reaction didnt help so I'll have to talk to her today.

Tipsiness!

Argh what a day. I went down to the hall and Mes had pounced Sabe but then Anika appeared and started being her silly old self and got in a fight with Mes. Juliette *(Sabes true love) wanted me to get him out from between the women fighting over him so I told her to go up to her room and then I ported Sabe up there. The two girls kept fighting even after he was gone!

Then Sylkvia came down and we played around. She kept calling me cutesy little names and treating me like a kid which isnt that bad since thats pretty much what I am even if I try to act tough sometimes. Sylvia was really nice and I behaved really well but she still pinned me down and stole my diary and read from it. I was pouty for a while but I guess I don't mind. We made up and then the queen came in and made me tell her what I did yesterday. Thankfully though one of Diedre's daughters was around and in trouble so she forgot all about me.

Then a visitor from Caernarfon popped into the hall. He asked for a drink and the servants brought him one and then he offered me one. The offer turned into a dare and I had to drink a shot of whiskey but then Sylvia got really mad and decided to make me drink a bottle of really hard liquer. I didnt want to do it so she drank it instead and she can really hold her liquier. The visitor, Derrick I think, got me to drink some wine and I started to feel really bad. Sylvia was still fine so she laid me down on the couch and put me to sleep. She's so nice.

I can be mean sometimes too!

I came downstairs today and found that Briteny was hurt. An old wound opened up and I gave her some herbs to keep it from bleeding. Sylvia was with her and I was really glad to see them both. They seemed to be plotting something though and I tried to get away but they caught me and dragged me over to the couch and made me sit still.

I thought that was mean enough but after that they dressed me up as a girl and started calling me Missy. I was really mad but they had to let me go because a dragon was heading for the castle. It turned out the dragon was a friend of mine named Blaze but noone else knew that. So I talked her, her name was Blaze, into snapping her jaws around me and pretending she ate me.

They were all real scared til I popped out and then Briteny and Sylvia got mad and started smacking me and zapping my butt. I felt kind of guilty for it and apologized as best I could. Really Brit and Sylvia are pretty nice to me and they hardly ever punish me so I shouldnt do nasty stuff to them. Though I think they're going to be mean to me soon to pay me back...

My sister is still evil

Kirna came by today saying she was going to try out some horrible new torture device and wanted me to come. I told her I wouldnt but then she said she'd go find some innocent person and do mean things to them so I promised I'd come stop her. Thankfully she's not interested in killing mom anymore. Sylvia was there and she yelled at me for calling Kirna evil even though Kirna IS evil.

YAY!

Mom came by today while I was visiting Atlantis. Shes been gone a long time but I was so glad to see her I forgot all about that. She took me to her castle place after we met one of her friends and then I went to sleep.