Censored Version So No one flips out

Today was a super day! I had lots of fun with Athena to start out with! I was in my tower casting wards that would summon puppies and kitties against anyone who tried to enter to be nice to Ali and drag her off to Navere where she would no doubt be fed ice cream and chocolate cake! Valkryn sure is a nice guy, and I hope he comes to have tea and chat soon. I certainly havn't put up any magical death traps for him, because that would be ever so wrong.

Anyhow my really nice sister Athena showed up while I was casting my wards and we had a really nice chat. She interupted my casting and I very politely and in a completely non aggressive way screamed at her for breaking into my impenetrable fortress. Then she told me it wasnt very impenetrable and I remembered she was on the guest list anyhow. She said I should give her the crystal I've gotten and I said no thank you, because that was the polite thing to do.

Then I very kindly turned the stairs into a slide and let her plummet into a very nice bath tub full of cuddly warm water. This certainly wasn't an act of vengeance for all the times she made me take baths, cuz that'd be mean. After that she ended up dragging me into the tub as well, but in a very gentle and nice way.

Then I pounced her nonviolently to the soft floor, so that she wouldnt hurt herself if she fell. We tickled eachother for a while and she tried to borrow my part of the gatekeeper's crystal, but I'd expected that and cast spells on the chain to keep it around my neck. She was kind of sad so she tossed me into the bath again and then made the mistake of falling asleep. I certainly didn't do anything awful to her while she was passed out, because that would be rude.

After that I went to see Star. Her mate is really getting jealous(but in a polite way) and he dosnt even want me around his lair anymore(because I might fall and bump my head). I tried to explain to Star that it was her lair too and she should stand up for herself in a very nice way without using bad words. I think she wants to be accepted too badly to do that and I hope I can make her feel stable enough that she dosnt need to do that.

I left when she asked me to so Onyx wouldnt notice, though I do want to talk to him a bit. I met his brother Acid and he seemed nice enough, though he did call me a fairy, but in a very nice way.

I went back to the tower and started working with the portal. I'd decided to try to search the hells since that was where the keep was linked to when the crystal disappeared. I messed around with the portals til I got knocked out of a window by an imp that came through. I would have died if I hadn't used my sylvan boots to come to a soft landing right ontop of the imp.(I only hurt it by accident, honest!) But I couldn't let the imp die because it would tell every beast in hell(not that theres anything wrong with hell beasts) what I was up to. So before it could fade I caught it in a gem.(but certainly not because of its chosen alignment, because that would be like racism)

Marquie showed up and I gave her a good snuggling. The issue of Zodiac, who I'm sure is a nice person and all, has passed as has that of her pregnancy so we're finally on even footing now which is really nice. We caught up and chatted for a while before I asked her to help me with the portal. She didnt have her weapons on her, which I'm going to have to do something about in the future, so I let her borrow Calysmere.

She stood by the portal ready to slay anything that came out while I used the crystal like a fishing pole, casting it in and watching through a scry spell to see if it reacted. Once a very lovely Nightmare came through the portal but Marquie very politely asked it to leave using the edge of my sword. Finally, with her help, I found the second part of the crystal somewhere in the fourth layer of hell and went in to retrieve it.

It took lots of cunning and I met a lot of cuddly creatures, but I got the crystal and teleported back to the tower to nurse my wounds.