Apparently demonesses are good for something

As predicted today there was much adventure. First I went down to talk to the evil version of the queen to see what could be done with her. She was not only belligerent but she bloody stabbed me! As if things couldn't get any worse Carey, my old governess showed up. She made me tend to my wound and then heard about evil Nic and thought she was the real queen. I tried to tell her but in the end I had to do what Carey said and let the clone go.

Being evil she came out with the knife she'd used to stab me so I had to run her through. Carey was kinda shook up and was about to kill me when I found the real Nic and hid behind her to protect me from Carey. This saved my ass and eventually it was revealed that the woman I killed wasnt the real Nic but Carey is still mad at me so I'm sure I'm going to be feeling it soon.

After this I went to find R and she had prepared a potion to make Maris largely untouchable by evil. We traveled deep into the abyss, slaughtering other demons as we went. Finally R cast her magic and we were able to run away and as an added bonus she didnt even decide to test the poisons on me, at least not yet.

On my way back I met two other demonesses, Sol, who I know already and Tallanth who I didn't know. And we made introductions while floating in the air and for some reason Tallanth was wearing almost nothing so I had to stare off into the distance when I talked to her cuz I didn't want to see anything I shouldn't see. I hardly see how it's wrong to be a little embarassed by seeing, umm, things. Of course they both thought this to be funny and somehow Sol managed to point out that I was a virgin even though noone should know that but everyone seems to. Do I really seem that virginy and innocent?

Then they went on to say I was not sexually attractive and believe me that's an insult coming from a succubi! Not that I'd want to do something like that with them or anyone else but still... Ah hell -turns red- I guess I'm just too imatture to be terribly interesting to succubi, which might be an advantage actually. Ah well I guess it's nothing to be embarassed about but still annoying. I put up the best defense I could and then Sol's friend, Amo appeared.

He kept calling me boy, which I hate when people do it just to be mean, so I called him various names and we got into a fight. I cast very well and managed to avoid all his attacks and was about to dispel a tornado he'd created when the fight abruptly stopped. I went and talked with Tallanth again and she introduced me to a very modest and interesting extraplanar name of Neidhalt I believe. I shall have to become better acquainted wiht him.

After this I went back to the future to report my success to mom (alex) but she wasnt around. Instead it was her heathenous, blaspheming evil double who keeps talking about how her god is better than mine. I just threw her out a window and beat her with my sword until she shut up. I wish it had been Kirna there instead of her, she's at least fun to tussle with. Eventually the evil double ran off and I went to visit some friends in Atlantis.

I saw Sabrina, a wear panther I havnt seen in a long time and we got into a pouncing contest and her daughter helped her so I got pinned down and she cave me a cat bath and ruined my hair and made me all clean and wet and stuff and I put up a valiant struggle but eventually had to submit cuz her tongue just tickled way too much. Eventually she let me go and I just curled up beside then til it was time to play. They were both in cat form so I polymorphed myself and we had pouncing contests and batting with paws and all sorts of fun things that cats are given to do before we all finally got tired and went to sleep curled up in the hall.

-Andrew Kuchi