There's good news and bad news

The good news is yesterday wasnt the worst day of my life.

The bad news is today was.

I woke up in the nursery in a crib and I was able to climb out. I felt pretty tiny as I walked out into the forest to my tower. I put on green and yellow clothes (favorite colors of shirelings) and then cast a spell to make my shoes look like hairy feet. I had trouble getting dressed by myself and that kinda bugged me. All I could do was hope everyone mistook me for a hobbit.

I came upon Kiya and Celesse in the woods and they told me of the problem with my orcs, which I dealt with quickly. Then I went and ran into the two lupines staying in the forest, their names are Tala and Bromwyn I believe. They were scared because Velrik had yelled at them for stealing dresses and bothering the villagers but I said it was ok because they didnt have anything else to wear and Itold them they could get whatever they needed at my tower from now on.

They seemed really understanding about my temporary youthfulness and so has just about everyone else. The other version of Mes who captured me and nursed me while I was in the dungeons of the evil Kielder especially seemed to like me.

We had never really gotten along since evil Siegfried died but when I came to visit her she seemed really affectionate and nurturing (though still a little strict) just like she was when she had me in her care in the dungeons. She held me and talked and she got me thinkign that this isnt too bad and its a chance to forget I'm a wizard and all my other jobs if only just for a little while.

She also said that the reason she didnt always feel comfortable about me was because she was a familiar and wizards hurt her sometimes and I promised I'd be nice to her and even offered to be her familiar. She told me she'd protect me so noone would hurt me and I felt really good afterwards. We tickled eachother and then she held me stil until I settled down and purred until I went to sleep. It's kind of odd that I take naps now but I guess I'm supposed to at this age. This could take some getting used to.

Well when I woke up Mes was gone so I went back to the hall. I talked to Nic a bit and she made me feel a lot better about everything just cuz she's Nic. Then I saw Marquie and she picked me up -groan- and set me on her lap -double groan- So I guess I'll have to refer to her as my big sister until I get fixed. She gave me some hot cocoa and cookies and then Logain (her grandfather and Siona's father) appeared and thats when it all started.

Marquie and him were supposed to go somewhere and he said I was too young to come. Then he tried to take away my hot chocolate but I wouldnt let him. So instead he teleported me to a big crib in the nursery that I couldnt get out of and this nanny came up to try to take my drink away. She was only trying to take care of me I guess but I wanted out of there so I spilled the cocoa.

She put me in another crib and gave me a cup full of juice that had a lid on it. Then I tried to get her to take me to the bathroom so I could run off but instead she laid me down and took off my pants and then followed me into the bathroom. Normally such treatment would be accompanied by a stabbing but she meant well and I was unarmed.

Well she took me to the bathroom and since she was tehre I couldnt escape so I let her take me back but instead of just putting me in the crib she put a diaper on me. Once again a stabworthy offense. This time I was armed with a piece of shale that had chipped off a corner tile but she took it away from me.

So of course I bit her. I felt kinda bad for it but she had it coming sort of. She went off to look at her arm where I bit it and left me with the meanest nanny ever. She smacked my butt and then she tried to drug me to get me to sleep but I spit up the liquid all over her and then just as she was about to do something dreadful to me Danika and a friend of hers appeared.

I todl the evil nanny that Danika was my mom and she and her friend (whose name is Piretesse) coroberated my story and took me out of the nursery and got me dressed and gave me something to eat and I felt lots better. I guess it was kind of silly to trust a succubus and a drow I barely knew to take me out of the nursery but I knew they were nice somehow.

Then some strange woman came in after they left and asked if people would pay a ransom if she kidnapped me. I told her no and she left. Silly. I got bored but then Imoen came in and I sat with her and she kept calling me cute, which I'm getting used to and offered to help me get better and she also said Velrik wanted to see me,.

Best of all she gave me some decent clothes made for my size and I hugged her really tight. I'm almost glad this has happened as it's let me stop worrying about magic and get along with some people a little better, especially Velrik and Imoen and I'm really glad for that. Of course Logain likes to pick on me but I think he's not as mad at me now as he was before so that should be ok.

Anyhow I got in a little fight with a visitor and my powers were really screwy and everyone laughed at me but they wwere just being playful. Then Mes showed up and said I could sleep with her tonight to avoid the nursery and I was really happy. But Imoen wanted me to stay with her and Velrik (which I havn't ever done) and I felt like incredibly good for the invitation. I guess she figured I cant cause much trouble like this and I dont want to either.

Imoen told me she likes me better as a little kid because i listen a little better now that I'm not quite as indeependent and powerful and stuff, that and she just thinks I look cute. I guess Mes agrees. I really don't mind except for the part about having to rely on others so much, Imoen said I was barely toilet trained and I wasnt entirely sure, it's kind of like I don't know exactly what I should be like at this age even though I still maintain most of my knowledge (I hope) I'm not sure what my body does and won't do and I'm not sure what people expect of me either.

I told Imoen I'd come stay with them tomorrow and tongiht I'd stay with Mes. Mes really likes me now too and I'm glad and hopefully it wont change when I get older. I think I;'ll stay like this till I can surprise mom and til Velrik sees me and then I'll start working on making Kirna fix me. I curled up in Mes' den to sleep and I have a big day ahead tomorrow so I better rest.

So I guess today didnt turn out so bad afterall..