Grrr I hate my sister

Well I saw my sister Emily today and she's all smarty-pants like and stuff and she turns around everything I say or do and keeps asking me if I've learned my lesson and stuff and I hate her. She tricked my mom's dimwitted good twin into thinking I wanted to be a girl and now the good version of my mom dressed me in a pink dress and she keeps calling me Andrea. I'm going to stab Emily with a safety pin if can get my hands on one, we'll see how that goes tomorrow.